So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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