Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
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but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
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Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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