i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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