I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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