His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
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Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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