dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Boobs are out for the taking
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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