he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i came on her dog
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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