I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
