I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
So. Much. Porn.
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