I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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