of course. lets lasso hookers.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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