No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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