Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
We're like a lot better than the average bears
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
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I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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