Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My balls are so social today.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
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I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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