butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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