Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Randomize
