AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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