He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
You can't just leave with hair like that
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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