You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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