I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
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If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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