WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
