I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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