nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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