Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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