i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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