why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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