This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
too bad you live with your parents still
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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