I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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