turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
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These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
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