He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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