Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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