Already got asked if we're dating
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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