Me too!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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