return my video game
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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