and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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