I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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