I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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