i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
cat food counts as protein by the way
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
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