Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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