Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Randomize
