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  (563): View more from Iowa

  I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing

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  (563): I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing http://tfl.nu/bqtp
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  (727): View more from Florida

  wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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  ooooooooooooo i'm drink

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  (727): wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (727): ooooooooooooo i'm drink http://tfl.nu/m1fg
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  (808): View more from Hawaii

  and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.

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  (808): and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off. http://tfl.nu/1s60
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  (914): View more from New York

  threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student

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  (914): threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student http://tfl.nu/czt4
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  (906): View more from Michigan

  Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.

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  (906): Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already. http://tfl.nu/ar92
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  (706): View more from Georgia

  You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....

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  (706): You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there.... http://tfl.nu/cfkl
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  (504): View more from Louisiana

  ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.

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  (504): ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town. http://tfl.nu/omo7
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  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.

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  (405): yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt. http://tfl.nu/yslp
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  (303): View more from Colorado

  My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.

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  (303): My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/0900
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  (857): View more from Massachusetts

  His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.

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  (857): His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time. http://tfl.nu/a23u
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  (443): View more from Maryland

  Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.

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  Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.

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  (443): Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week. (410): Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you. http://tfl.nu/4f2r
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  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.

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  (+44): Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here. http://tfl.nu/lm5k
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  (913): View more from Kansas

  Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.

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  (913): Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room. http://tfl.nu/qst9
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  (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck

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  (603): I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck http://tfl.nu/hnq6
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  (509): View more from Washington

  And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.

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  (509): And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk. http://tfl.nu/dvsc
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