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• (614): View more from Ohio

  If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities

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• (801): View more from Utah

  my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby

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  your completely serious

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.

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• (714): View more from California

  When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best

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• (845): View more from New York

  I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.

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• (916): View more from California

  She's not a foreskin expert like you

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.

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