fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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