He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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