the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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