first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I asked a girl to buy her a drink, she had I have a boyfriend, so I said, well i have a goldfish, she said what? I replied, oh I'm sorry I thought we were talking about shit that doesnt matter.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.