so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
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the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
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We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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