Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
i believe in u and ur pee
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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