Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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