My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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