If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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