Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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