i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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