he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I intend to get homeless drunk
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
