Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
nutella sex= disaster
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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