I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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