Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Can you repeat that, but with context?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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