Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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