Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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