am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
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dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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