Taylor Swift is so right about you.
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
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Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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